Sunday, June 20, 2010

Lady Gaga's Bra-and-Panty Routine
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Say what you want about Lady Gaga -- and there's a lot you can see -- but the gal seems to love baseball, and she's backed the right team.

After giving Mets fans the finger from Jerry Seinfeld's seats recently, she gave a very different gift to fans of the Bronx Bombers. Gaga showed up in what appears to be a barely-buttoned Yankees jersey and her skimpiest lingerie.


Who says nothing's free at Yankee Stadium -- because fans got an eyeful of Gaga and didn't have to pay a cent.


After the game, she stopped by the Yankee clubhouse -- which raised some eyebrows, and not just because of her barely-there attire. But the Yankees say Gaga is welcome back anytime -- they would just prefer that the team win when she's around.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

MEN..WOMEN...

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.